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wtp #2: cook up a secret recipe.

i decided to start a little project, which is inspired by rookie's weekly writing project 'creative prompts'. the project's basically a practicing task to get creative, they provide a subject to work on and you can send in what you created, may it be photography, art, poems, or short stories. i think it's a nice way to get started on writing again so i figured i'd try myself at it this year. i probably won't succeed in a weekly manner, but i hope to do it once a month at least.

a recipe to a 'come up with solutions to life fatigue, laziness & self-hate'-cake

one pinch of self-respect cinnamon
two grains of salt
three teaspoons of super-refined sugar
four cups of well-sifted self-delusion flour
five depressed looking bananas
six drops of bittersweet caramel syrup ( infused with lime juice, hence the bittersweetness – you can't have one without the other )
seven oz. of an alcoholic beverage of your choice ( high percentage is advised – rum might be the best choice )
eight dashes of desiccated coconut ( big portion of self-awareness included )
nine scoops of unhealthy vanilla-spiced and self-whipped cream
ten grams of the darkest chocolate powder available, the darker it is, the better ( almost black might be perfect )

additional step before you do the following things below: look at cute animal pictures.

mix until well combined, pour into a solid and heat-resistant pot, shove the pot into a pre-heated oven, wait 30 minutes and then pray for a decent outcome.


if the outcome is not the product you initially wanted, don't despair, eat the cake anyway ( if edible ) and move on to the next try.

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